'I can’t believe there aren’t more confessions about Yusuf. Oh, the things I’d let that man do to me~
I want to watch him get dirty and oil up with no shirt, in the sun as he changes the oil to my car. I want to whimper like a harlot as he message my feet after a hard day at work or school. I want us to take a scorching, steamy shower together after we spend hours playing DDR. In the shower, I want him to soak down my back and wash the places that I could never reach by myself, in a sensual manner, not Wind Swipper style. Afterwards, I want him to lay some pillows in the living room and watch pillows in the living room and watch Games of Thrones with me. Before bed, I want him to read to me while scratching my back, a dirty trashy novel in his Middle Eastern accent, while making snarky commentaries. End of my fantasy.’
Thor: The Dark World - Concept Art
by Andy Park
In the best photo of the night: Here’sBenedict Cumberbatch, proving that white men really can jump.
Our hearts can’t take it either, Cumber Collective.
The Reichenbach Leap!
Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park
Created by Dylan West
Prints available at Etsy
my problem isn´t that
my favourite characters aren´t real,
it´s that i´m not fictional
i don´t won´t them to be real,
what i desperately wish
is that i could be fictional with them,
not in this ordinary world
it´s that i want to join them
in their extraordinary one
He says after watching Loki fall onto his ass from a great height.
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
imagine going into work and having the oscars call